My Tiny Poem “Interview With the Winning Dog at the National Breeders Competition”

INTERVIEW WITH THE WINNING DOG AT THE NATIONAL BREEDERS COMPETITION 

“My name is Waffles.

I’m a Labra-doodle, 

Doodle-poo, Poodle-loodle, 

Labra-loo, Dipsy-noodle, 

Waffle-doodle-doo. 

And I’ll do anything 

for treats. Obviously.”

(First published in “Bear Creek Haiku”)