My Poem “Florida Men Haiku” Featured in “Chewers and Masticadores”

Guess what?!! My wacky poem “Florida Men Haiku” is now live in the awesome “Chewers and Masticadores” lit mag. Many thanks to Juan Re Crivello for giving this crazy haiku poem such a great home. Since I couldn’t get the new link to copy, here’s the poem. Hope it gives you a smile. Enjoy!! 😊 

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FLORIDA MEN HAIKU


The library has 

movies. Too cool! What’s my fav? 

“Must Love Dogs.” Of course!


Seriously though, 

who’d date a non-dog lover? 

I mean, that’s a fail.


Florida men. I 

wonder. Are they intense like

Yankee men? Hope not.


Interested? Me? 

No. Not now. Men. Been there. Too 

much trouble. They are.


Hazel is the best 

date. Typical Chihuahua. 

Little Velcro-girl.


But there was that cute 

guy with his dog at the vet. 

I dunno. Maybe…

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